dionysus big naturals
If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into
girl whose magic wand is a 2x4
i can handle a girls load if that helps
growing up the rule was we were allowed to be openly disrespectful and rude to dad, but only if it was funny. if it flopped then we would have to endure a lecture about where we went wrong and what might have made it funnier. or, alternately, he would just say, "oh yeah? well i fucked your mom" which there aren't a lot of comebacks for.















